anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
i just want famous friends so i can be famous by association and not have to do any work
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
this is my most popular post and i dont know how i feel about that
THE SAD MOMENT WHEN YOU GROW UP AND CATCH UP WITH THE AGE OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEY DON’T AGE
THAT SADDEST MOMENT WHEN YOU PASS THEM.
At least I’ll never catch up to the Doctor
There has never been a more inspirational message than this post
It’s like when you were little and you found out your mom’s name isn’t really Mom
What?No, My mom’s name is still mom.
story about a girl I know: when she was 7 her teachers had to call her mum and they asked what her mum’s name was and she was like “uhhh… mum?”.
I needed this on my blog again LOL I die every single time.
Reblog everytime it shows up on my dash.